I am not familiar with Sports Illustrated, however that its progeny doesn’t allow much for real sports like football and cricket, but that doesn’t matter. What does matter is that 2009 version of the Swimsuit Calendar has debuted at the App Store and that the handful of reviews are unanimous: this is the must-have app of the summer. Why, you ask? Do I need to explain it to you?
Sports Illustrated, SI Swimsuit 2009, 2.99$, 17 MB
In the intensely mystical world of love-making, there are some absolute rules that need to be followed.
1. Be nice at the door, but nice in a suave way
2. Don’t spill the drinks
3. Avoid fights
4. Don’t look like your lookin’, but look
5. Have a wingman
Currently, my wife is my wingman, making sure my eyes stay on target – or is that off-target? It is great fun, but I remember those heady nights after university exams where some drinks and hundreds of chemically-engorged kids, grinding strangers, fights and alcohol really put me at ease. At that time, my wingman was one Louis who was quite the ladies man.