While McApps are more known for quantity rather than quality, today they may well have bucked that trend. Blond Jokes Jigsaw – apart from the strange spelling – is a clever amalgamation of cute-sexyness and humour. You see, upon the completion of the 50 jigsaw puzzles, you are given a new blonde joke. Not sure if I should put an (!) somewhere here, but the idea sends thrills down my manly spine.
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Yes, there is a sexy app for fans of gothic gavure. Sexy Goth Girls features nothing less than black, silver, and lots and lots of self loathing. Smiles come at a minimum of course, but for the inner vampyre, hell – this app just might satiate a different sort of thirst. There are 50 pages of “the most beautiful goth girls” right on your iDevice. This collaborative effort from Tea Monster and Mutagenic Studios is oh just so devilish a delight!
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It is really hard to keep my eyes safe and sound and this subject, but alas something caught my eye: the word ‘naked’ in an app description. While 24 year-old Rio doesn’t shed more clothes than she is already barely wearing, she does make her bikini look very small. Developer For-Side.com are famous for multitude gravure apps and just keep adding to the small daily discoveries.
Just like the multitude of ‘sexy’ apps which capitalise on the first three letters in order to sell, ‘naked’ may make the charts. Can’t say I am adverse to Ms. Rio though…
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forChan was nothing more than an image browser. Point and click it to an URL and oila!, images pop up. Though cute dogs are included in the app, after a little cut and pasting, you can have full-blown prawns swimming on your iDevice. But sometime in the last few hours, Apple removed it from the App Store after approving in a nearly record-time of only 12 hours (cheeky bastards). This was bound to happen, but as Gizmodo pointed out, Apple have set a dangerous precedent: forChan is just a browser. Safari, too, is just a browser.
Whether you are a prawn fan or not, Apple need to get the message that their rub and tug tactics are tiringly sick. Apple, Safari is nothing more than a browser. It also has fewer limits for prawning it up than forChan did. Serious skin fans can have a lot more fun with YOUR APP than with any App Store software.
You might also look at the following tweaks which allow iPhone prawn:
In the late eighties, a TV show appeared that pioneered cyberpunk in the US. That show was Max Headroom. Though it was extremely short-lived due to heavy competition, it opened the audience’s eyes to the future, where an artificial intelligence could replace people as reporters, TV hosts and other media personas that we only see through the dreaded box with moving pictures. Well, thanks to MotionPortrait we’re now one step closer to this future and create a Max Headroom of our very own with PhotoSpeak and the tap of a finger.
There is no time like the present to embarrass your mates. But while iSaidWhat may pose like joke recorder to stun your klingons with, I think there are deeper, darker forces at work. While the old recording standard, MiniDisk didn’t connect to Twitter for Facebook, it was good for on-the-fly chop-editing for stringing together horrid quotes, or at the very best, creating a usable interview. iSaidWhat does all of that by allowing you to: record, cut, arrange and then share.
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Are you obsessed with all things Samuel L. Jackson? Is “Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother***ing snakes on this mother***ing plane!” your favorite movie quote of all time? If you simply can’t get enough of the man who’s been in roughly half the hollywood movies ever made, iSamJackson should be right up your alley.
iSamJackson, when you absolutely, positively have to have the coolest app in the room, accept no substitutes.
iSamJackson for the iPhone and iPod touch features 100% original and authentic recordings from the one and only Samuel L. Jackson. iSamJackson provides endless entertainment with a unique collection of quotes that hit the mark with the attitude and wit of Samuel L. Jackson…in the palm of your hand.
Aside from the Customizable Soundboard (sorry, currently no S.J movie quotes), Personality Scanner and Ask Sam features, the coolest thing about the app is that you can purchase both the “Clean” and “Explicit” versions. And thank goodness that! Can you imagine a Samuel Jackson app without the cursing and profanity? While there are no free lite versions at this time, the website www.isamjackson.com does give you an interactive demo with some of the quotes and features.
Cute puppies, eh? That is what the world will be saying in defence of forChan, the new app which has a little more under the bonnet than a few cuddly wan-chans. iHustleApps little app is stealth porn; it has made it well under Apple’s surface-to-unfair missile radar and was approved in under 12 hours. But forChan is more than just another break, it is a breakthrough in the world of iDevice porn.
Sad news prawnies – Apple have pulled forChan from the App Store. Safari next?
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Have you always wanted a fish to care for and own that awesome looking aquarium for it to live in? Well, now you can with iQuarium! Developed by Infinite Dreams, iQuarium is hands down one of the best looking apps for the iDevice, especially on the 3GS. Not only does it look great, but how cool is it to have a fully interactive and intuitive fish living right in your iPhone/iPod Touch? Feel free to discuss this review of iQuarium in our forums.
7f inc., probably mislabeled their latest app, the tongue-twisting iStimulate. It should be filed under lifestyle, or perhaps health and fitness; part of me wants to cram it into the crowded medical app category. None of the above. iStimulate has been slotted into the game sector of the App Store – but mind you, not the typical, atypical iDevice sort of game. Forget shaking, tilting, bouncing, stroking – actually, the latter one strikes rather close to home. Make sure to wash your screen before hand though, and I recommend a little (please find link for rubbing alcohol). You may also want to freshen your breath.