Manville, New Jersey – Sinecure Industries is out to ruin your life. How and why? Read on to find out. Esteemed humorologist Michael Mizov spent a year finding people whose lives serve as a warning for others. He carefully researched why those people ended up in their situation, what decision caused their train-wreck, what course of action was ultimately their final one, … and carefully summed it up in a single sentence.
After cataloging over 800 pieces of bad advice, Sinecure Industries put it into this app and is now serving it up for mass consumption. This advice will more than likely land you in the hospital, jail or the morgue – use it at you own discretion. In the event you DO follow the advice, please film it and upload to YouTube. We will include it on the Sinecure Industries YouTube Channel – but keep in mind that Sinecure Industries is not responsible for the outcome – and by downloading this app you agree to this fact.
* Facebook and Twitter integration
* iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad
* Requires iPhone OS 3.1 or later
* 0.4 MB
Pricing and Availability:
Good News! In a fit of altruism and concern over the greater good of the fate of the human race, Sinecure Industries is now giving this advice away for free. Halp 1.0.1 is free available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Productivity category.
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