Blue Defense! Promo code Giveaway! (Closed)

gameblue-defensesperm TouchMyApps is giving away 3 promo codes for Blue Defense!, the prequel to the new hit game Blue Attack!. If you haven’t had a chance to try out this great shooter, well here’s your chance. To win a copy of Blue Defense!, submit a comment and give us your best caption for the screen shot above. Feel free to be creative Winners will be selected randomly and the contest will close Jan 28, 2009 @ 12pm EST.

Be sure to check out Shigzeo’s great review on Blue Defense! right here.

Thanks for the comments everyone. Once again, had a good laugh with your captions. Seems the predominant theme here though is of a biological nature. Hmm wonder why

Congrats to our winners for Blue Defense! contest:

akam, koloth and Mikeman118

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Jade

That egg really doesn’t want to be fertilized.
koloth

In a bold to expand its market, Apple has developed a contraceptive which allows you to defend against the onslaught of sperm from your iPod Touch. The effectiveness is still under review by the FDA, but Apple guarantees that if used during intercourse no sperm will ever get anywhere near any egg.
YoSaSo

This is an abstract representation of the White Whale fighting off ‘seamen’ in Herman Melville’s book, Moby Dick.
Jeremy

Why do those things always get attracted to that egg.
Michael

Commander Commander!!! Our troops are dying off one by one and this is going to be a harder mission than we had thought. Better inject and send another load of reinforcements soon!!!
Robert

Man this would be awkward to see if two people were trying to get pregnant.
Mikeman118

Red Pokemon, I choose you!
shigzeo

haha, some of these posts are classic!
Dennis

i really don’t see how a non-sperm related caption can be posted.. hahah

duh duhduh duhduh duhduh duhduh… CHARGE!!!
ron-e

Biology class meats neon
akam

Man, with so many red sperms around, how am I going to choose which is the One to merge with me? I know! I going to eliminate all except the last one. The last sperm is the One!
shigzeo

i see you people have never played the inspired original to reduce it to a mere reproduction simulation. i assure you that it and its sequel are far less trite than you hint at.

long live red heads with long trailing tails that speed toward an egg-shaped sphere! (there is nothing at all to do with ‘biology’!)
Bessamy

The Egg Strikes Back!!!
spmwinkel

6,730,568,430 fracking lives remaining. Galactica, JUMP!
Brendon

“The Beginning of Life”
http://None Richard

Blue Defense? More like Fertilization Defense if you ask me!
Nathan

We must protect this HOUSE/EGG/BLUE NEON BALL/SPHERE!
cheeky

your moms face under the blacklight.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=34199313094 John Kooistra

“Extreme Contraception”

don’t bother entering me for the draw… I *definitely* have my own copy.

And honestly, when I first made the game, I didn’t see sperm at all. When my fiancee told me they looked like sperm, I didn’t believe her that everyone would think the same way.

*sigh*

I should listen to her more.
Louis

You sure you have a copy John?

Seriously though, listening to the wife = a happy marriage + more time to touch those apps
YoSaSo

To be fair, I made a literary reference, not a sexual reference.